For the first time in my short career as the Minister of Awesomeness - I had my first slip of the tongue. I just mixed up what I was saying. It was pretty hilarious. It wasn’t this bad:
But it was rough. I was talking about the Parable of the Sower and how we need to make sure that the “garden of our life” (whatev) is free of weeds and what not. I was making an illustration about that no one plants weeds. Gardeners don’t plant their corn, green beans, potatoes, and weeds. I followed that up by going further into the illustration. I wanted to say - “So, I am planting the corn and green beans.” Instead - I said, “I am planting weed…” Uh oh. We got a good laugh out of it. Thank God that I wasn’t talking about Lot and pitching tents. I guess this will be the first of probably many “Freudian slips.”
Don’t plant weed. Don’t grow or smoke or sell or distribute weed. Drugs are bad. Don’t worry - I told the students that, too.